A husband and his wife went to see a marriage counselor after 15years of marriage. The counselor asked what the problem was.
The wife then went on and on listing every problem they had experienced in their 15years of marriage. After a while the counselor got up, went round his desk and gave the wife a very warm hug and a passionate kiss. The woman shut up and sat quietly in a daze. The counselor turns to the husband and says “that is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do that“?
The husband thinks for a moment and replies, “well, I can get her here to your office on Mondays and Wednesdays but Friday I golf”.